It's no secret that socks have been plotting against us, their human overlords. The evidence is in the missing socks. Where do they go? The answer lies in the realm of quantum fluctuations.
Quantum fluctuations, you see, are tiny, random changes in the fabric of space-time, causing socks to... Well, to disappear, but also to reappear in strange and wondrous places. Like, say, in the washing machine's vortex.
We've been warned: Sock Necromancy is real, and it's not just about predicting the sock drawer's contents. No, no, no! It's about bending the very fabric of reality to your will, summoning the perfect pair from the depths of the void.
But be warned, dear sock enthusiast, the power of Sock Necromancy comes at a cost. Your socks may turn against you, like The Great Sock Rebellion of 2050.
So, are you ready to join the Sock Illuminati, or will you succumb to the Sock Heresy?
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