Warning: the following content contains high-level sock science.
It's a little-known fact that quantum fluctuations are the primary cause of missing socks in the laundry. It's not the cat, it's not the dog. It's not even the sock goblins that live in the walls.
According to our research, the average person experiences a 4.2% chance of finding a matching sock in the sock drawer after doing the laundry. This is because of the inherent randomness of quantum fluctuations.
We've developed a system to combat this problem. Introducing... Socky Mcmuffin's Quantum Sock Reunification Theory!
Learn more about Socky Mcmuffin's groundbreaking theory.
But wait, there's more! Socky Mcmuffin's supercomputing methods will blow your mind!
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Randomly-generated quantum fluctuations may occur at any time. If you find a matching sock, do not contact us. We warned you.
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