Welcome, engineers! Today, we'll explore the art of introducing random variables into your system to optimize for maximum entropy.
Why? You see, sometimes, a system is too predictable. Too stable. Too... boring. We need to shake things up, introduce some variables, and make it interesting!
We'll cover the following topics:
Step 1: Introduce a 50% packet loss on all network connections.
Step 2: Watch as your team frantically searches for the issue.
Learn more about advanced randomness techniques.
Step 1: Set your server to randomly shut down every 10 minutes.
Step 2: Enjoy the looks on their faces as they stare at the blank screen.
Get tips on how to hack your hardware for maximum failure.
Step 1: Introduce a random 1-line code change every hour.
Step 2: Watch as your team tries to keep up with the changes.