Upgrading the Processor: Because 4K Wasn't Enough

The Atomic Bag's Dirty Little Secret

The Atomic Bag's processor is due for an upgrade. It's been running on 32-bit since the Clinton administration. Time to move to the 64-bit era!

Upgrading the Processor: A Step-by-Step Guide

Step 1: Unplug the Atomic Bag

• Unplug the power cord
• Remove any loose items from the bag
• Ground yourself

Step 2: Remove the Old Processor

1. Locate the old processor
2. Remove any retaining screws
3. Gently pull out the old processor

Step 3: Install the New Processor

1. Apply a thin layer of thermal paste
2. Screw in the new processor
3. Connect the power cord

But Wait, There's More!

Upgrading the processor also gives you access to the Atomic Bag's secret subpage:

Quantum Leap Processor: Because Why Not?

• Processor Swap Shock: A 64-bit Reality Check
• Thermal Paste Hysteria: When the Chips Get Hot