As a renowned expert in quantum chaos theory, I'm here to tell you that your code is a mess.
We've been over here for hours trying to debug the infinite loop that's driving us all crazy. Time to break the cycle.
Step 1: Turn off the coffee machine.
Step 2: Reboot the universe.
Step 3: Call the quantum physicists.
/* The answer, my friends, is in the quantum realm. */
Don't bother looking at the source code, it's a maze of quantum uncertainty. Just trust us.
And remember, when in doubt, just add more coffee.