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Temporal Regression Safety 2

A manual for safely navigating the timestream.

Warning: Time Paradoxes Ahead

When traveling through time, it's easy to get lost in the timeline. That's why we've put together this comprehensive guide to help you avoid the most common pitfalls.

Step 1: Set Your Coordinates

Before you start your journey, make sure you know exactly when and where you are. Check your timestream coordinates to avoid collisions with your past or future selves.

Get your Time-Space Navigator to ensure you're always on course.

Step 2: Watch Out for Pre-Emptives

Avoid any pre-emptive actions that might interfere with your own timeline. Don't eat breakfast before 8am if you know you'll be having lunch in 5 years.

Learn more about pre-emptive snacking

Step 3: Avoid Temporal Residue

Don't leave a trail of temporal residue in your wake. Avoid leaving behind anything that might attract unwanted attention from your past or future selves.

Sweep up your act and clean up after yourself