Warning: These toys are not actually safe, but they look cool.
Sub-Hack 2: Nuclear Nuggets for when things get really hot.
Sub-Hack 3: Glitter Bombs for Your Face
Sub-Hack 4: Irradiated Furries for when your cat gets a little too adventurous.
Disclaimer: This page is entirely fictional and not intended to be used as actual safety advice.
Or is it?