Are you tired of being a hero? Sick of saving the world from certain doom? Want to experience the thrill of radioactive rain and the terror of impending nuclear annihilation? Look no further than Nuclear Meltdowns, the art of deliberately causing nuclear catastrophes in a safe, contained environment.
Identify a location with a high risk of nuclear disaster, but low risk of actually being nuked. Abandoned power plants, nuclear waste dumps, and areas with a suspiciously high number of ' accidents' are prime targets.
Read our in-depth guide to Nuclear Simulations for tips on modeling and predicting meltdown scenarios.
Learn the art of Nuclear Misdirection, a strategy for blaming the meltdown on someone else.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Nuclear Meltdown Hacking, where you get to play god with radiation levels and containment protocols.
Breathe in some radioactive dust, don your best hazmat suit, and get ready for the radiation sickness of a lifetime.
But don't just take our word for it! Read Medical Advice from a Rogue Nuclear Doctor for tips on how to survive (or not) the impending nuclear disaster.
And, if you're really lucky, you might even get to experience the thrill of Nuclear Meltdown Escape and Egress, where you get to play 'dodge the radiation beam' with your friends.