You've reached the pinnacle of decision-making technology! Quantum Flux is the pinnacle of human innovation, capable of crunching numbers faster than a supercomputer, while still somehow managing to be completely arbitrary and unpredictable.
Here are your options:
Quantum Overload: Where the laws of probability are just a distant memory
Quantum Nirvana: Where the only decision is to just do nothing
Or, if you'd like to experience the thrill of making a completely random choice, try: