When making atomic-level decisions, always wear Subpage 1: The Atomic Outfit to show your commitment to the cause.
Or, if you're feeling extra bold, go with Subpage 2: The Nuclear Option, the ultimate in decision-making fashion.
| Decision | Outcome |
|---|---|
| Option A | Catastrophic failure |
| Option B | Minor inconsequentiality |
| Option C | Unforeseen consequences |