Warning: the Bagel of Enlightenment may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous epiphanies, and a sudden urge to wear a beret.
Step 1: Acquire the Bagel
Step 2: Hold it in your hands, feeling its weight and texture
Step 3: Take a bite, savoring the crunch and chew of the bagel's crust
Step 4: Experience the explosion of flavors and sensations on your taste buds
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until enlightenment is achieved
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable smiling
- Involuntary outbursts of poetry
- Sudden interest in 17th century philosophy