Swap Ideas

We're on the edge of a new frontier, where the boundaries of sanity are constantly shifting.

Join us in swapping our most outrageous, most absurd, and most likely-to-never-happen ideas for a chance at the coveted Golden Briefcase of Innovation.

Swap Candidates:

Remember, in the immortal words of our fearless leader, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and then just give up, it's not worth it."

Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of "Swap or Go Home"!

Disclaimer: All ideas are completely serious and not-at-all-ridiculous.

Except for the ones that are completely ridiculous. And maybe the ones that are just plain stupid.

But let's be real, who's counting?