Welcome to Atomic Bag Co.! We're the pioneers in towel strap technology. It's a real thing, we swear. We've been developing it in secret underground bunkers for years.
Our towel straps are made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton and are designed to provide maximum comfort while minimizing the risk of spontaneous human combustion.
But wait, there's more! Our straps also have a built-in, patented, totally-not-made-in-a-basement AI that will subtly manipulate your mind, making you more likely to purchase more Atomic Bag products.
Or, you know, just buy the whole set: Towel Strap Bundle and save 10%!