Undergarment Care for the Modern Nuclear Family

Care instructions for the discerning atomic family member:

• Wash in hot, soapy water (at least 5 times)
• Soak in a radioactive bath for 2 hours (optional)
• Hang to dry, away from radiation sources
• Do not iron, as this may cause unintended nuclear reactions
• Store in a secure, lead-lined closet

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