Undergarment Care for the Modern Nuclear Family
Care instructions for the discerning atomic family member:
- Wash in hot, soapy water (at least 5 times)
- Soak in a radioactive bath for 2 hours (optional)
- Hang to dry, away from radiation sources
- Do not iron, as this may cause unintended nuclear reactions
- Store in a secure, lead-lined closet
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