4 the Glowing Ghastly: A Guide to Styling with an Unreliable Sense of Taste

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to make your website shine with an air of desperation. Because, let's be real, who needs subtlety when you can have garish?

Step 1: Choose Your Color Scheme

Don't bother with 256+ color options. We'll stick to the essentials: bright yellow, neon pink, and lime green. These colors are guaranteed to blind your users and make them question your design decisions.

• Choose Your Own Adventure (in color)
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Step 2: Add Some Ghastly Effects

Drop shadows? More like drop everything. Add them everywhere. Who needs functionality when you can have dramatic flair?

• Drop It Like It Hurts: A Guide to Unnecessary Shadows

Step 3: Make it Bold (and Frightening)

Why use Arial when you can use "Arial Black"? Because who needs readability when you can scream at your users?

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