Decisions: The Hair of Doom

Why Choose Us

No more decision anxiety. Our team of experts will do the hard work for you.

Our services include:

• Decision-making for the indecisive
• Option analysis (we'll make you feel like you're choosing)
• Procrastination coaching (because sometimes you just need a little more time)

Our Methods

We use a combination of ancient wisdom and questionable algorithms to guide our clients towards the most optimal outcome.

Success Stories

We've helped countless individuals (and sentient toasters) make decisions they never thought possible.