For the discerning space traveler, the Cosmic Coat is not just a fashion statement, but a statement of intent. A declaration of war, or at least, a declaration of questionable life choices. Made with the finest imported intergalactic materials, this coat will keep you warm, dry, and looking stylish while traversing the vast expanse of space.
But be warned, the Cosmic Coat comes with a steep price tag and a steep learning curve. You'll need to navigate the complexities of zero-gravity fabric care and the nuances of astrodynamics.