5. The Cosmic Coat Philosophy: A Treatise on the Impermanence of Socks

A Brief History

It is said that in the depths of space, there existed a mystical realm where the fabric of reality was woven from the very essence of socklessness. The Cosmic Coat, a garment of unparalleled majesty, was born from this void.

Its purpose was to remind us of the transience of all things, particularly the fleeting nature of footwear.

And so, the Coat stood as a beacon, a monument to the ephemeral nature of existence.

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