Galactic Wool Gravity - The Cosmic Coat Styles

Because, why not? It's 4.2 billion years from now and we're still trying to figure out this whole "fashion" thing.

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4. Galactic Wool Gravity 101

Learn how to tame the unruly fibers of the cosmos with our expertly curated course.

The Wool Hoop: A Primer The Wool Wizard: Advanced Techniques

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5. Cosmic Coat Construction

Build the most majestic, most regal, most utterly bewildering coats the universe has ever seen.

The Coat Constructor: A Guide The Coat Architect: Blueprints and Schematics