As we navigate the vast expanse of space, it's easy to get lost in the cosmos. But what if I told you that the key to finding your way lies not in the stars, but in the fibers of a humble ball of wool?
Enter the WOOL WOO HOOP Theory, a revolutionary new approach to intergalactic travel that's about to change the game.
By harnessing the power of gravity-defying wool fibers, you'll be able to navigate the most complex celestial pathways with ease.