The Atomic Bag philosophy posits that the perfect state of being is not just a state of being, but a state of being surrounded by an impenetrable aura of existential dread. It is the understanding that the only way to find true meaning in life is to stare into the void of an empty shopping list.
Our founder, Dr. Bagley McBagface, was a man on the brink of madness, who one day realized that the only thing that truly mattered in life was not love, or friendship, or even the search for extraterrestrial life, but the perfect shopping list.
And so, the Atomic Bag was born. A movement that seeks to bring order to the chaos of consumerism and the crushing ennui of modern life.
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