7. The Pretentious Hipster Ethic

Subpages: Decisions

A guide to being a snobby, yet somehow still lovable, hipster.

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Decisions

			
				What to do:
				1. Only drink craft beer from artisanal breweries.
				2. Only eat organic, free-range, gluten-free food.
				3. Only listen to vinyl records.
				4. Only wear designer clothes from thrift stores.
				5. Only read books that have been written by authors who have also written for The New Yorker.