The Salad of Regret

A recipe so bad, it'll make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Before You Start

You'll need:
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/2 cup of disappointment
- 1/4 cup of 'what ifs'
- A pinch of "should haves"
- A dash of "if onlys"

Instructions:
1. Mix regret with disappointment, stirring until smooth.
2. Add 'what ifs' and mix until well combined.
3. Add 'should have's and 'if onlys', stirring until a thick paste forms.
4. Serve with a side of "you should have just" or "you could have" for an added layer of flavor.
After You Finish