What If I Had Learned to Code?

You'd be a better programmer than you are now, that's what.

I mean, just imagine the things you could've accomplished. The bugs you wouldn't have had to debug for hours on end. The times you could've avoided pulling your hair out over something as simple as a semicolon placement.

You could've built a better website, with better CSS. A website that doesn't make your eyes bleed.

What If I Had Taken Up Robotics Instead?

What If I Had Joined a Clown College?