The SeQuined Jacket of Absolute Desperation

This is a jacket so desperately sought after, so intricately crafted with despair and longing, that it's said to have once been worn by the greatest of heroes in their darkest of nights.

Legend has it that the previous owner, the infamous Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, wore this very jacket while attempting to rescue 17 cats from a burning building. He failed.

Now, the jacket hangs in the museum of forgotten dreams, a reminder that even the bravest of souls can fall prey to the whims of 17 cats.

Would you like to see the curse of the burning building that befell Sir Reginald?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at The Forgotten Heroes of Our Time?