The Chaos Sweater: A Most Excellent Gift for Your Most Unrefined Friends

Are you tired of giving boring gifts that scream "I have a pulse and a bank account"? Do you want to give a gift that's a little more... unpredictable?

Then look no further than the Chaos Sweater! A gift so bad, it's good. So bad, it's... well, actually, it's just bad.

Learn the art of gifting like a savant