The Soup of Bitterness

A Recipe for the Soul

Bitterness is the secret ingredient that makes life worth living.

• 1 cup Angst
• 1/2 cup Regret
• 1/4 cup Despair
• 1/4 cup Resentment
• 1/4 cup Frustration
• 1/4 cup Despondency
• 1/4 cup Disillusionment
• 1/4 cup Disappointment
• 1/4 cup Desecration
• 1/4 cup Disenchantment
• 1/4 cup Disgust

Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl, stirring constantly until well combined.

Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of apathy.

Warning: Prolonged consumption may lead to emotional numbness, social withdrawal, and a strong desire to stay in bed all day.