Phase Five: The Recolourification is a Phase Four experiment gone wrong, where we've taken the already questionable Phase Three and replaced all the colours with an even Phase Two style, resulting in a Phase One disaster.

You're now experiencing the full Phase Six effect, where every pixel is screaming for mercy.

We're not sure what's going on, but it's probably not your fault.

Phase Seven is just around the corner, and we're not sure if we'll make it out alive.

Phase Eight is probably going to be a real mess.