When faced with the age-old conundrum of taking a bribe, consider the consequences.
Option A: Taking the money may seem like an easy choice, but beware: once you start down this path, there's no turning back.
Option B: Taking the L, on the other hand, may seem like a noble choice, but be aware: it's a slippery slope.
Option C: Taking the llama, however, has its own unique set of consequences.
When faced with the choice of whether or not to take the L, consider the facts.
Option B: The L may seem like an easy out, but don't be fooled.