Donatellass Diamond Stus: Because Who Needs Mortgages When You Could Own a Thousand of These?

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• Oversized Sequined Bling Bling
• Necklaces That Shatter the Ocio Dello Solito

Why You Should Invest in Donatellass Diamond Stus

• They are a great way to distract from student loans
• They will make your enemies question your life choices
• They have a 90% chance of being confiscated by a jealous spouse in a divorce

The History of Donatellass Diamond Stus:

Legend has it that Donatellass Diamond Stus were first worn by 19th century Italian aristocrats to signify their vast wealth and poor life decisions.