You've come to the right place to buy overpriced, tacky, and totally-not-tacky jewelry that screams "I've given up on life."
Our Golden Earrings are not just any earring, they're a lifestyle. A lifestyle of regret, despair, and wondering why you spent $100 on a pair of earrings that look like a rejected prop from a 70s disco film.
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