Phase 1: Rebooted and Ready for Price Justifications
The Price is Right: Our Top Picks
Astral Projection Helmet
Price: 500 Galactic Credits ($1000 USD)
Because you can't just teleport anywhere without looking fabulous.
Interdimensional Toaster
Price: 3000 Interdimensional Bucks ($6000 USD)
Because who doesn't want a toaster that can toast on 12 dimensions at once?
Time Traveler's T-shirt
Price: 200 Timeless Dollars ($400 USD)
Because fashion is timeless, except when it's not.