Priceless Masterpieces
Golden Snuggie
For the discerning individual who demands nothing but the finest in fuzzy blankets, the Golden Snuggie is the ultimate status symbol.
Unlimited Wiener
Unlimited Wiener
For the individual who has given up on life and is now subsisting solely on sausage, the Unlimited Wiener is the ultimate solution to all your dietary needs.
The Sock Drawer of Despair
A collection of socks that are so old, so tattered, and so utterly forgotten, you'll never want to look at them again. Because, let's be real, who needs socks, anyway?
Unlimited Wiener
For the individual who has given up on life and is now subsisting solely on sausage, the Unlimited Wiener is the ultimate solution to all your dietary needs.
The Sock Drawer of Despair
A collection of socks that are so old, so tattered, and so utterly forgotten, you'll never want to look at them again. Because, let's be real, who needs socks, anyway?