Phase One Upgrades & Accessories
Phase One: The Reboot
The price is not just a number, it's a lifestyle.
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The Reboot Package
$100.00
Includes:
- One free reboot of your entire existence
- Complimentary existential crisis
- Optional: Add a side of self-doubt for an extra $20.00
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The Existential Crisis Bundle
$200.00
Includes:
- One free existential crisis
- Complimentary self-doubt upgrade
- Optional: Add a side of nihilism for an extra $50.00
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The Self-Doubt Supplement
$300.00
Includes:
- One free self-doubt upgrade
- Complimentary existential crisis
- Optional: Add a side of anxiety for an extra $100.00
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Prices subject to change based on whimsy.
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