Phase One: The Reboot

Subpage 4: The Unreboot

This subpage is a reboot of the reboot, a reboot of a reboot of a reboot, ad infinitum.

• Back to Subpage 3, Because You Clearly Need More Confusion
• Go to Phase Two, Where We Pretend to Fix Everything
• Phase Three: The Re-re-reboot, Where We Break Everything Again
• Subpage 5: The Reboot of Subpage 4, Because We Ran Out of Ideas

Or just start over, we won't judge you.