Colour Curse 1: The Blandest of Times

After the travesty that was Phase One, we thought it was time for a change. A change from the bland and boring, the beige and the bland, to something a bit more... colourful.

And by colourful, we mean a palette that makes your eyes water. A palette that says, "You know what, Phase One? You were boring."

We're talking bold lines, harsh shadows, and a colour scheme that's as jarring as a screaming child on a sugar high.

So, buckle up, Buttercup, because Phase Two: The Recovery is here, and it's not for the faint of heart.

Phase Two: The Recovery | Phase Three: The Therapy