Welcome to the Font of Folly, where the words are a little too big and a little too bold for our own good.
Here's the second phase of our feature set: the Incomprehensible Text Generator. We're not quite sure what it does, but we're fairly certain it involves a lot of words.
Our team of highly trained (not really) linguists have crafted a system that will generate the most confusing, the most befuddling, and the most downright incomprehensible text you've ever seen.