Decisions: The Ivorine Edition

Here, we'll guide you through the most important decisions in history. Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

Colonial Empire: Because who needs personal space, anyway?

Robot Uprising: Because machines are clearly better at everything.

Colonial Empire 2.0: Where the only thing we're more ruthless about is the profit margin.

Robot Uprising 2.0: Where the only thing we're more efficient about is the apocalypse.

Or, if none of this sounds like your jam, why not just Colonial Funeral it, then?