Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Despair, where the air is thick with the scent of existential dread and the sound of anguished screams.
We specialize in helping you make the most agonizing, soul-crushing decisions of your life.
Consult our team of expert therapists who are trained to push you deeper into the depths of despair.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Mega-Decision-Tron 3000, a machine that will randomly spit out decisions that are guaranteed to leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
And for the truly masochistic, we have our Decisions Puzzles section, where you'll have to navigate an ever-escalating series of mind-bending logic puzzles, all designed to drive you to the brink of madness.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the abyss of despair that is the Ivory Tower of Despair!
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