Romance Is a Sickness Subpage 2

Caution: May Cause Excessive Crying, Sudden Loss of Productivity, and Irreversible Damage to Relationships

Symptoms:

• Excessive text messaging
• Uncontrollable urges to buy flowers, chocolates, and other unnecessary items
• Loss of ability to function without constant reassurance
• Unexplained feelings of euphoria and despair
• Spontaneous combustion of all rational thought and reason

Don't worry, it's just Romance Is a Sickness. It's highly contagious and can be treated with a combination of ice, a cold shoulder, and a firm but gentle rejection.

For more information on the treatment options, please see our Romance Is a Sickness Subpage 1

You may also be interested in our Advanced Treatment Options for the more severe cases of Romance Is a Sickness.