Welcome to the POST-APocalyptic Wasteland, where the skies are a lovely shade of radioactive green, the air is a toxic mix of radiation and desperation, and the only thing that's still standing is your trusty 4chan account.
You've stumbled upon a strange, abandoned mansion, hidden deep within the wasteland. It's said to hold the secrets of the old world, and possibly a decent Wi-Fi signal.
As you cautiously approach the entrance, you notice a sign that reads:
Will you: