POST-APocalyptic Wasteland

Welcome to the POST-APocalyptic Wasteland, where the skies are a lovely shade of radioactive green, the air is a toxic mix of radiation and desperation, and the only thing that's still standing is your trusty 4chan account.

You've stumbled upon a strange, abandoned mansion, hidden deep within the wasteland. It's said to hold the secrets of the old world, and possibly a decent Wi-Fi signal.

As you cautiously approach the entrance, you notice a sign that reads:

Mysterious Sign of Doom

Will you:

• Ignore the sign, and risk it being a trap
• Try to decipher the cryptic message
• Steal the Wi-Fi, because priorities