Flashy Eyeglasses

In a world where function is overrated, why settle for mere mortal eyeglasses when you can haveประก Blingy Bling eyeglasses that blind with flash?

These Extra Large models come with built-in disco ball attachments that will make you the center of attention wherever you go. And who needs to see what's in front of you, anyway?

Price Is Right models come with a built-in price tag that flashes "YOU'RE WEALTHY!" whenever you look at something. Perfect for those who want to know exactly how much things cost without having to actually look at them.

Blingy Bling models have built-in flashing lights that will make you the most popular kid on the block. Who needs actual vision when you can have a strobe light in your face, right?

Other Expensive Choices models have all sorts of bells and whistles, including but not limited to:

• Flashing red lights that say "WARNING!" whenever you look at something
• Microphone that plays "La Cucaracha" whenever you look at something
• Built-in whoopee cushion that makes a "Pffft" sound whenever you sit down

And for those who want to really make a statement, our Extra Large Er model comes with an extra-large price tag that flashes "YOU'RE WEALTHY!" whenever you look at something.