Union Jack Pyjama History

Warning: This page contains a history so dull, it'll put you right to sleep. Or, in this case, make you feel like you're in a Union Jack Pyjama.

Origins

Legend has it that Union Jack Pyjamas were invented by a time-traveling British aristocrat with a penchant for colonialism and bad taste in fashion.

He created the Union Jack as a way to confuse his enemies, but mostly just ended up confusing himself.

Little did he know, the real power of the Union Jack would be its ability to make anyone who wears it question their life choices.

Evolution

From humble beginnings as a mere flag, the Union Jack evolved into a full-fledged pyjama brand with a line of questionable products.

We've got everything from Union Jack socks to Union Jack toaster pastry. (Don't ask.)

Our motto? "Union Jack: Because you're a mess, but we're a mess too."

Join us on the journey of self-destruction and questionable life choices!

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