In ancient times, the art of slouching was a revered tradition, much like the great Pyjama Masters of old.
These wise and venerable individuals spent their days lounging about in their finest attire, often donning the majestic Union Jack.
Legend has it that their slouching prowess was so great, the very fabric of space and time itself seemed to bend to their will.
Each of these legendary figures made significant contributions to the art of slouching, and their names are still whispered in awe by modern-day pyjama enthusiasts.
As the centuries passed, the art of slouching began to fall out of favor, and the pyjamas of the land became dull and uninspired.
But fear not, dear reader, for the spirit of slouching never truly died, and the flame of pyjama passion burned bright, if only in secret, until the great Renaissance of Slouching.
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