Union Jack's Pyjama Legend

Here lies the legendary tale of Union Jack, a hero of the land of Nodnarkia, where tea is always strong and the biscuits are always weak.

According to ancient lore, Union Jack was born with a penchant for pyjamas and a love for all things British. His trusty steed, a majestic golden snoring lion named Sir Reginald, was said to have been seen wearing matching pyjamas in the fields of Nodnarkia.

Legend has it that Union Jack's legendary status was cemented when he single-handedly kept the Empire's tea supply from running dry during the Great British Drought of 1856.

For those seeking to learn more about this enigmatic hero, click on Union Jack's Favorite Pyjamas or Sir Reginald's Snoring Lion Sessions for a glimpse into the world of this legendary hero.

Legendary Trivia:

Union Jack was said to have worn 17 layers of pyjamas on the day he saved the Empire's tea supply. He drank 47 cups of tea in one sitting. He could recite the entire script of "Pride and Prejudice" from memory while wearing his pyjamas.