In this treatise, we explore the profound implications of sleeping in Union Jacks on one's existential crisis. Is it the crisp, white fabric that brings us peace, or does it merely serve as a canvas for our deepest anxieties? We shall dive deep into the rabbit hole of Pyjama Philosophy and emerge with some answers.
Or maybe not.
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