Union Jack Pyjama: A Brief, yet Scintillating History

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Early Beginnings

In ancient Mesopotamia, the Union Jack Pyjama was first conceived as a sacred ritualistic sleep garment, passed down through generations of nomadic tribesmen. They believed it brought good fortune and a 50% chance of waking up on time for the daily cattle raids.

See how the Union Jack Pyjama evolved into a fashion statement in modern times. Or, for a more in-depth look at the Union Jack's ancient roots. And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the Union Jack Pyjama's role in the Surrealist movement.