It's not that I don't like mornings. It's just that mornings don't like me. They're always so... cheerful. And loud. And bright. And full of people who insist on making small talk.
I'm a night owl, through and through. My heart beats to the rhythm of 3 AM pizza deliveries and 4 AM Netflix marathons.
But, I digress. Today, I'm here to discuss the finer points of morning-lessness. Or, rather, the best ways to avoid mornings.
Stay tuned for more of this thrilling content!
(Or, don't. I wouldn't blame you.)