Because who needs sleep when you can wear your politics on your sleeve?
Why We Need Union Jack Pyjamas
"Sad people say Union Jack Pyjamas are a bad idea."
"They're not just for Brits, Union Jack Pyjamas are for everyone!"
Union Jack Pyjamas are not just a fashion statement, they're a statement of independence.
You can wear them in the bath, you can wear them in the park. You can even wear them on the moon, if you like.
Union Jack Pyjamas: The Answer to World Peace
We should just make it a national holiday, Union Jack Pyjama day
Union Jack Pyjamas: Because who needs world leaders when you have pyjamas?
Union Jack Pyjamas in Space