Posing for Maximum Effect: The Union Jack Pyjamas Handbook

By Master of Disguise, Posing Extraordinaire

Chapter 1: Undergarment Ethics | Posing Techniques | Accessories

Chapter 1.1: The Art of Slightly-Acquired-Damage

The Union Jack Pyjamas Handbook would be remiss not to mention the art of slightly-acquired-damage. A delicate balance between being on-trend and being utterly bewildered.

When posing for maximum effect, one must be willing to take calculated risks, like wearing last season's pyjamas to the party, and praying that no one remembers.

But what if someone does remember?

Do you have an Emergency Wardrobe Consultant on speed dial?

Or do you just wing it with a Quick Fix?

We'll get into that later.